billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
inwonderlandwithpatch:

In wonderland with Alicia..
the-captains-wife:

nuck-n-futs:

jackfrostftw:

mymindchangesalot:

I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO REBLOG THIS

you know what this reminds me of?
this


they should get married

I ship it

  • white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
  • white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

warsykes:

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

image

and then later he looks like this

image

hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

and sometimes he looks like this

image

yeah, I don’t get it either

blissful-moon:

I want these hahahaah
pisces-venus:

.
deanosaur-pie:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

reblogging for that ^ last comment because it’s so accurate
cause-youre-the-secret-agent:

turtle-for-a-day:

youhavemysoul:



Do not lie to me tumblr

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
dead

The men of tumblr win

i could dig it. 

Seem’s legit tbf

Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

^winning
THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Why are these guys doing this?

I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?






I will never not reblog this
favuorite post on tumblr omfg

Omg this is baack yaay :)

Reblogging again bc men of tumblr >

God bless the men of tumblr

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: happybirthdaypetetownshend)